A blog for all things floating in our atmosphere.
Sunday | March 7th | 2010

Dreaming detectives and more nails in steampunk’s coffin.

Dear friends,

Have you noticed any of these books over the last six months? Have their bright covers and intriguing synopses* tempted you as you walk past your local book purveyor? Have you lain awake pondering whether they are worth your precious time and attention? Have countless minutes elapsed while you shifted from foot to foot in the shoppe aisles, hefting one and then the other in hand, comparing their relative densities, paper quality and font choice**? Would you like to know which of these five are nominated for the Nebula award for best novel***?

Friends, I have read all of these books. I am here to assist you.

Read on for scathing criticisms and ranting delight.

*Do not, under pain of death, read the back cover synopsis of The Manual of Detection. It is both factually wrong and riddled with spoilers.

** Boneshaker is printed in brown ink. BROWN.

*** Hint: four out of these five are nominated, all in the same category. Apparently, the nomination committee lives behind my bookshelf.

Read More


Posted by SaRRa on Sun Mar 7th at 10:34PM
Permalink | Comments (View)
Tuesday | March 2nd | 2010

Yeah, so he was telling me about this movie called “Snow Crash,” and, well, it’s not actually a movie yet, but it totally should be. It’s, like, a book right now, but he was telling me about it, and it’s so totally perfect for like a big blockbuster action movie. I don’t remember who wrote it, and I haven’t read it, but he was describing all these scenes that are like perfect for a movie, and we were casting it in our heads. It’s like there are all these people, and they’re all online— like the Matrix—but not. And all of these people are also addicted to this drug. That’s the ‘snow’ reference. And it’s a really good story.

So, we decided that Mark Ruffalo would be perfect for the lead guy. I don’t remember his name. Did you see 13 Going on 30? Mark Ruffalo is the lead in that. He’s so dopey and cute, he’s perfect. Megan Fox would be the main girl. She’s like this really sexy programmer chick, and it would be so awesome. I want Jerry Bruckheimer to make this movie. It’s gonna be so legit.

The girl who is excitedly talking about making Neal Stephenson’s beloved cyberfreakout Snow Crash into a movie is the most normal of college girls. Think the Gap plus a smidge of Columbia sportswear. None of her very normal friends have heard of it. They are Not geeks, Not nerds. They are terrifying.

This unholy union of terrible terrible terrible ideas is simultaneously horrifying and gut-bustingly funny. Mark Ruffalo + Megan Fox + Jerry Bruckheimer + a hilariously awful plot synopsis = me holding my GUFFAWING laughter in, not even able to sip my coffee for fear of snorting through my nose. Oh, so awful.

And yet, it is exactly what would happen should Hollywood ever make Snow Crash into a blockbuster, which, mercifully, has not happened yet. Thank Hiro Protagonist for small miracles.


Posted by SaRRa on Tue Mar 2nd at 4:39PM
Permalink | Comments (View)
Saturday | January 30th | 2010

Tantalizing tales coming our way

Ian McDonald (River of Gods, Cyberabad Days, Brasyl) has made writing speculative fiction set in second and third world countries a house specialty. Coming down the pipe in June/July of this year will be “The Dervish House,” a new techno thriller that takes place in a country woven through with complex dichotomies and warring traditions: Turkey.

According to A Dribble of Ink,

“In the sleepy Istanbul district of Eskiköy stands the former whirling dervish house of Adem Dede. Over the space of five days of an Istanbul heatwave, six lives weave a story of corporate wheeling and dealing, Islamic mysticism, political and economic intrigue, ancient Ottoman mysteries, a terrifying new terrorist threat, and a nanotechnology with the potential to transform every human on the planet.”

Sounds like classic McDonald to me: seemingly disconnected character plots that eventually cinch close and tight, some sort of techy/bioware crisis that only they can prevent, and a fascinating, richly textured country in which to set his characters racing.

Load up your playlist with some Mercan Dede and get out your Turkish-to-English slang dictionary, because this will be a frolic through some amazing territory. Can’t wait.

Gosh, and what’s this little number below, which drops around the same time as “Dervish?”

Why, yes, yes it is.


Posted by SaRRa on Sat Jan 30th at 10:51PM
Permalink | Comments (View)
Friday | November 13th | 2009

Cute Circuit’s Galaxy Dress. Really gorgeous to see in motion, and totally sci-fi.

I can just picture a fancy party of the future with everyone wearing these. Two women spot each other with the same light pattern. One harumphs and presses a button, changing the colors.


Posted by Leif on Fri Nov 13th at 10:36PM
Permalink | Comments (View)
Monday | November 2nd | 2009

Holy crap, Gaius Baltar is real. Can’t you see this guy giving up scientific secrets to a supermodel Cylon for sexings? Can’t you see him lying, stealing and begging to stay alive—tears in his teary, teary eyes—aboard a starship with the remnants of humanity aboard? Don’t you kind of want to punch him in the face?

So, scientifically speaking: if it looks like a Baltar and talks like a Baltar and has ridiculously coiffed hair like a Baltar and makes you want to punch him in the face like a Baltar…yep. The harbinger of death is nigh.


Posted by SaRRa on Mon Nov 2nd at 4:00PM
Permalink | Comments (View)
Friday | August 21st | 2009

Capoeira rhythms, World cup ambitions

So excited was I by Ian McDonald’s 2004 Indian opus, River of Gods, that I immediately scrambled to acquire his 2007 foray into national/ethnic sci-fi, Brasyl. Clocking in at under half the length of River, Brasyl deals with another bustling country on the verge of greatness: Brazil.

River of Gods astonished with a blinding whirl of intricate world-building, so much so that its central plot was almost incidental. Content to simply follow his multitude of interesting characters as they ambulated through the dizzying world of 2047 India, the main plot of the book was an afterthought, a quick tying together of disparate plot strands and A.I. pyrotechnics.

Brasyl, taking place in Rio de Janeiro, Sao Paulo and the Amazon jungle, follows quite a different structure. The chapters not only jump from narrator to narrator, but back and forth in time: from a Jesuit missionary on the Amazon in 1732, to a cutting-edge reality tv producer in 2006, to a slick and almost-legal entrepreneur in 2032. Sticking with these three voices exclusively, McDonald hits upon some of the pivotal cultural landmarks of Brazil: its history as an exploited colonial depot for slaves, its modern obsessions with beauty-capoeira-guns-soccer-cool factor, and a future Brazil that may well be a locus for all sorts of black market technology and
lucrative possibilities.

Streamlined and curt, Brasyl eschews the tendency for magnificent sprawl that defined River and instead presents a compelling, tight plot. Instead of the artificial intelligence and battle robots of India, the three protagonists of Brasyl must contend with quantum realities and multi-dimensions. (Yes, even the Jesuit in 1732.) Whether entrenched deep in the murk of the Amazon, ensconced in a glittering penthouse in 2006, or racing through favelas and neon canyons on motorbike in 2032, McDonald’s characters will have to face the possibility that their Brazil isn’t the only—or the best—version.


Posted by SaRRa on Fri Aug 21st at 2:40PM
Permalink | Comments (View)
Friday | July 17th | 2009
http://voicechasers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=949

Original 'Futurama' Voices to be Recast?

What? No! What? No!! WHAT?! NO!!!!


Posted by SaRRa on Fri Jul 17th at 11:43AM
Permalink | Comments (View)
Monday | July 13th | 2009

Bollypunk and Badmashes

I ran through the 599 pages of Ian McDonald’s River of Gods as if the entire Hindu pantheon were hot on my heels. Compulsively readable, bursting with literary acrobatics, McDonald’s hefty hardcover plunges the reader into the meticulously crafted world of India, year 2047.

India, however, doesn’t exist anymore. Imagined as a fractured patchwork of nation-states, the state of Bharat is just as hectic and multilayered as ever. Bharat still has one foot firmly rooted in the traditions of purdah, religious fervor and caste, and the other dancing towards a dizzying future full of A.I. technology, genetic manipulation and quantum physics. Skyscrapers rise dazzling between one day and the next, ascetics starve themselves on street corners in dhotis, and the entire nation is addicted to a daily soap opera that stars actors who only exist on humming servers.

Navigating their precarious way through the dichotomies of the political, cultural and scientific landscapes are a dozen compelling characters. Some of the most intriguing include an Afghan journalist aching for her big break, a cop who specializes in hunting down rogue A.I., and a genetically restructed “neuter” who writes plots for the nation’s most popular television show. Others include scientists, gangsters, politicians, housewives, and a young woman who may be a little more than human.

This is a world not yet spun out to ridiculous sci-fi proportions, but one yet recognizable to us, its forebears. The most compelling aspect of River is the astonishing depth of world-building, and the amount of extrapolatory thought inherent in Bharat’s creation. Each new technology is based on breakthroughs that could arguably happen over the next forty years, each cultural more is either rooted in Indian tradition or is a realistic possibility. The ease with which McDonald slings Hindi/Urdu words, and his apparent familiarity with the religious currents, customs and history of India all add richness and flavor to this incredible literary tapestry.


Posted by SaRRa on Mon Jul 13th at 8:13PM
Permalink | Comments (View)

Herders

Leif writes words, music, code and bug reports; somehow he's still sane.

Nickherder is a science and engineering kind of guy, but we forgive him for it.

SaRRa is using her fancy university degree to blog.


Contributors

Legal Drug makes the coffee, eats the food and drinks the booze.

Legal

Layout & design by Leif Chappelle.
Logo by Sam Lewontin.
Unless otherwise expressly stated, all text in this blog and any related pages, including the blog's archives, is licensed by the authors of Cloudherder under a Creative Commons Attribution License.