She looks so upset! Why are you so upset, Natalie Portman? You are where I wanted to be when I was ages 6 through 9!
Blame Brandon Bird who painted you in such a predicament. He has similarly painted such follies as Seinfeld wielding nunchuks, Christopher Walken tinkering on a robot in his garage and Spiderman and J. Jonah Jameson having a pillow fight.
(I still have my Casey Jones action figure, whose very 1980s News Action Camera secretly conceals a gun. A gun! What’s a gun gonna do against Rocksteady? I ask you!)