Topless activists protest veterinarians’ fish toss
Yeps. Remember that article I scoffed at about PETA protesting against the tossing of (already dead) fish at Pike Place Market? Topless mermaids are showing up to lay around on the ground in front of the market stall to confuse/arouse/guilt people into…uh…not tossing mermaids? Not…killing mermaids? Not stepping on PETA protestors? I’m really not sure, but I know one thing: it’s hilarious.